What’s Up With All The Cell Phone Worship?
Okay, maybe I’m just getting old, but I think all this youth culture worship of cell phones is way the fuck over-rated. Now, mind you, I got my first cellular phone back in the early nineties when they resembled grey bricks with antennas, and they have come a long way, but the thing I don’t get is, they just don’t seem to live up to their own hype.
On television commercials we see mystical, magical world of light and music and video, where you can call twenty of your friends at the same time and watch a movie while playing a video game and using a GPS to navigate your way to Starbucks while you pre-order your Latte and have it waiting for you when you get there.
In my world, I have an LG EnV for personal use and a blackberry for work use, I have trouble connecting to the network to pick up my email…I keep getting “Connection Lost,” “Signal Not Found” and finally, after twenty minutes of dicking around trying to get connected just to pick up my email by battery is drained and I have to find someplace to recharge. When I try to surf the web I get “out of memory” messages. Never mind trying to watch TV, a movie, or a video, there’s not enough memory. And in the cases where I do have enough memory the image is so small, pixelated and jerky you really can’t tell what the fuck your watching anyway.
I have an EnV with Verizon and a BB through Sprint, all top of the line phones with top-of-the-line networks and the best I can do is get phone calls through 60% of the time. Most times my bluetooth voice activated commands won’t get me the right number, my texts freeze up while typing and don’t even think about downloading music or games, the battery is dead in five minutes.
So, what the fuck am I missing??????????? Are you swept into a mystical magical cyber world by your cell phone?
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That’s because u don’t have an IPHONE!!! Get an IPHONE and you will cum with joy!