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Movie Quotes

The Untouchables (1987)
Mrs. Blackmer:
I came here to thank you. It was my little girl that got killed with that bomb.
Eliot Ness:
I'm sorry, please. I'm so sorry.
Mrs. Blackmer:
You see it's because I know that you have children too... and that this is real for you, that these men caused this tragedy. And I know that you will put a stop to them. I know you'll do that now.
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Featured

Teen Idols Show Las Vegas

Teen Idols Show Las Vegas

Former Teen Idols Mickey Dolenz, Mark Lindsay and Peter Noone Rating: Ironically enough at the “Teen Idols” Full Text

Ronnie James Dio 1942-2010

Ronnie James Dio 1942-2010

Ronnie James Dio succumbed to stomach cancer at age 67 on May 16, 2010, in Houston Texas. Perhaps one of the greatest Full Text

24

24

Yes, the end is near, my brothers and sisters. For nine years we have been on the roller coaster ride we call 24. We have Full Text

What’s Up With All The Cell Phone Worship?

What’s Up With All The Cell Phone Worship?

Okay, maybe I’m just getting old, but I think all this youth culture worship of cell phones is way the fuck Full Text

Movie and TV Reviews

24

24
Yes, the end is near, my brothers and sisters. For nine years we have been on the roller coaster ride we call 24. We have followed brother Bauer through torture, life and death and back to life many

Caprica (2009)

Caprica (2009)
Review by King Lizzard Rating: I wasgoing to write a review on a show that I have come late into watching, but have come to like very much: Battlestar Galactica. I think its acting, music, story and

Star Trek XI (2009)

Star Trek XI (2009)
Author: Anders Wotzke Date: Wednesday, April 29th, 2009 Confession: I have never sat through an entire episode of Star Trek, nor seen any of the ten prior films belonging to the franchise up until

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Directed by Steven Spielberg Produced by Frank Marshall Denis L. Stewart George Lucas Kathleen Kennedy Written by Screenplay: David Koepp Story: George Lucas Jeff Nathanson Starring Harrison Ford

I Am “Iron Man”

I Am “Iron Man”
From www.themovieblog.com Rating: Well, it’s finally here, and now I get to do (a little late) my Iron Man review. It’s been well documented around there that when they first announced that they

Gene…You’re Fired!

Gene…You’re Fired!
Kiss frontman Gene Simmons has got the boot from The US Celebrity Apprentice. Businessman Donald Trump fired the rock star after he took over as leader of the women’s team – and failed to

Rob Zombie: Halloween 2007

Rob Zombie: Halloween 2007
Release Date: August 31st, 2007 Director: Rob Zombie Writer: Rob Zombie Starring: Scout Taylor-Compton, Malcolm McDowell, Daeg Faerch, Tyler Mane, Sheri Moon Zombie, Pat Skipper, Dee Wallace Stone,

Movie Review: Disturbia

Movie Review: Disturbia
Rating: Directed by D.J. Caruso Produced by Ashley Brucks Jeremy Kramer Jericho Jazz Herrera Jackie Marcus Joe Medjuck Tom Pollock Ivan Reitman Steven Spielberg E. Bennett Walsh Written by Carl

House vs. Scrubs vs. Greys

House vs. Scrubs vs. Greys
Wassup, y’all, it’s time for the Phantom Jackass to do another outravenous review. I decided to tackle the doc shows, which, except for the casting, seem to be the same damned show. Now,

Movie Review: The Transformers

Movie Review: The Transformers
By JAY WEISSBERG Rating: Watch the Trailer If it’s true that there’s an 8-year-old boy inside every man, “Transformers” is just the ticket to bring the kid out. Big, loud and

Keith Richards Cameo Can’t Keep Pirates Sequel Afloat

Keith Richards Cameo Can’t Keep Pirates Sequel Afloat
Genres: Action/Adventure, Adaptation and Sequel Running Time: 2 hr. 45 min. Release Date: May 24th (select theaters), May 25th, 2007 (wide) MPAA Rating: PG-13 for intense sequences of

Religion

The Egyptian Book of the Dead

The Egyptian Book of the Dead

240 BC THE PAPYRUS OF ANI (THE EGYPTIAN BOOK OF THE DEAD) Translated by E.A. Wallis Budge HYMN TO OSIRIS “Homage to thee, Osiris, Lord of eternity, King of the Gods, whose names are manifold, [Read More]